Here is a partial listing of how to deal with WAF. (Wife Approval Factor)
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The A to Z of UAS: What excuse should I use this time?
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But this makes a nice round 10 to my baritone collection!
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I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure it’s about like maybe a 1/4 of its new price! What a bargain! I saved heaps!
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I was just minding my own business on ebay and this baritone deal pop out of no where! I swear!
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Oh! What the heck! Who sent this package? Seriously!
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You know…our anniversary is coming up…
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But…every collection need one of these!
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OMG! You got me a another ukulele??? You shouldn’t have. What a darling!
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I have a parcel???
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Had such a terrible day at work today (sad face)….wait, what’s this package?!
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Finally, Nigel Jennings returned my old baritone…
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But this one comes with a set of vintage gold tone strings. You can’t buy those strings anymore…
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Remember I didn’t get a uke on my last birthday? Or did I?
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Oh but check out the smell of this sound hole.
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Can’t believe this old uke finally arrived. I ordered it like a year ago. No kidding!
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You really won’t believe how lucky I was to win this with only one low bid on ebay!
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Wow! Check out the grains on this baby! Isn’t it a must?!
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This one has a unique scale length…
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Honey! Look what I got you!
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Oh yeah…every cool kid has one of these.
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They don’t make these anymore, it’s a collectable…
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Well thank you love! You know what I like xxx
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This is such a great buy! It even came with a strap!
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Hang on a minute, how did this get here?
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Oh this thing? It’s for the kid!
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Stop looking at me like that, just wait till you see what’s in the box!
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You know…I have been so good…It’s been like almost five months since my last new uke…